Yo!
Gt this frm Laraine's blog longlong time ago..
Simply put an "X" in all the situations that have happened to you
1. [X] I have walked into aglass/screen door.
2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fell.
3. [X] I have choked on my own spit and thought I were gonna die...
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [X] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [ ] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire.
7. [ ] I've told a cop to f*ck off
8. [X] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [ ] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird...
10. [X] I've caught myself drooling
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion.
12. [ ] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh.
13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one wayroad plenty of times.
14. [X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick yourelbow...
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me..
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
19. [X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking..
20. [X] I use my fingers to do simple math.
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.
23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends..
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends..
27. [X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realizedit was in my hand the whole time..
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [X] I've fallen out of my chair before.
33. [X] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Tally up your number of x's.
MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.
Repost this as "I am _% stupid"
14 x 3 = 42 %
Wow..
I'm quite a retard..
But not as retarded as Benben..